A DIVERSE ARRAY OF JOVIALITY
Our main focus is to flood the world with wearable nonsensical fun.
Well, not all of the T-shirts are filled with absurdity.
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5th Degree Black Belt Series
We have found substitutes for those of us who can never achieve these high honors in the martial arts.
The Fishing Series
Here we offer two unique styles of design and we have plans to expand this section. There are many species of fish in numerous locations to cover.
The Political Series
We are all registered Independents here at T-Chertz so there are no one sided opinions expressed here.
The Naked Series
The Naked Series is a humorous array of T-shirt designs combining certain foods we eat and oral hygiene.
General Nonsense Series
Even if you’re over 30, you should still get your mother’s permission to look at these T-shirt designs.
5th Degree Black Belt Series
They sound impressive, like various forms of oriental martial arts.
5th Degree Black Belt in SUDOKU
5th Degree Black Belt in SASHIMI
The Fishing Series
Two distinctively different styles – both featuring various fish and locations. Our artist is busy designing more. You’ll want to collect the whole series!
Mahi-Mahi Fishing
in Key West
Shark Fishing
in Montauk
SNOOK HUNTER
FLORIDA
LOBSTER HUNTER
MAINE
TARPON HUNTER
FLORIDA
MAHI-MAHI HUNTER
HAWAII
The Political Series
Whether you love President Trump, like him but you don’t want to scream it out, or hate him…we have a shirt for you.
Pro Trumpian 2020
Anti Trumpian 2020
Closet Trumpian 2020
The Naked Series
The double entendre…is the food naked or are you?
I Eat My Lobster NAKED!
Otherwise the shells get caught in my teeth.
I Eat My Clams NAKED!
Otherwise the shells get caught in my teeth.
I Eat My Crabs NAKED!
Otherwise the shells get caught in my teeth.
General Nonsense Series
Sexual innuendos, human defecation and a whole lot of miscellaneous absurdity.
Finally, a new twist on the famous 12 Days of Christmas. This version focuses on the elimination of bowel material.
We know you’ll be singing this to your friends come this holiday season.
Great Holiday Gift! Order Two Now…
Who’s gonna answer your BOOTY CALL?
If you think these look good…You should see what’s going on down here!
I Will Not Be Held Responsible…
If you think this looks good…You should see what’s going on down here!
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What are you looking at?
There’s no t-chert here…
Animals fall into five distinct groups based upon what they eat. Crapivores are our favorite.
HELP! I’ve Kidnapped Myself
Please donate to my RANSOM!
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All T-Chertz are:
- Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
- Imported
- Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat
- Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem