Our main focus is to flood the world with wearable nonsensical fun.
Well, not all of the T-shirts are filled with absurdity.

Join our mailing list to be informed as to when we add T-shirt designs to our existing groups and expand the quantity of collections.

5th Degree Black Belt Series

We have found substitutes for those of us who can never achieve these high honors in the martial arts.

The Fishing Series

Here we offer two unique styles of design and we have plans to expand this section. There are many species of fish in numerous locations to cover.

The Political Series

We are all registered Independents here at T-Chertz so there are no one sided opinions expressed here.

The Naked Series

The Naked Series is a humorous array of T-shirt designs combining certain foods we eat and oral hygiene.

General Nonsense Series

Even if you’re over 30, you should still get your mother’s permission to look at these T-shirt designs.

5th Degree Black Belt Series

They sound impressive, like various forms of oriental martial arts.

5th Degree Black Belt in SUDOKU

5th Degree Black Belt in SASHIMI

The Fishing Series

Two distinctively different styles – both featuring various fish and locations. Our artist is busy designing more. You’ll want to collect the whole series!

Mahi-Mahi Fishing
in Key West

Shark Fishing
in Montauk





The Political Series

Whether you love President Trump, like him but you don’t want to scream it out, or hate him…we have a shirt for you.

Pro Trumpian 2020

Anti Trumpian 2020

Closet Trumpian 2020

The Naked Series

The double entendre…is the food naked or are you?

I Eat My Lobster NAKED!
Otherwise the shells get caught in my teeth.

I Eat My Clams NAKED!
Otherwise the shells get caught in my teeth.

I Eat My Crabs NAKED!
Otherwise the shells get caught in my teeth.

General Nonsense Series

Sexual innuendos, human defecation and a whole lot of miscellaneous absurdity.

Finally, a new twist on the famous 12 Days of Christmas. This version focuses on the elimination of bowel material.
We know you’ll be singing this to your friends come this holiday season.

Great Holiday Gift! Order Two Now…

Who’s gonna answer your BOOTY CALL?

If you think these look good…You should see what’s going on down here!

I Will Not Be Held Responsible…

If you think this looks good…You should see what’s going on down here!

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What are you looking at?

There’s no t-chert  here…

Animals fall into five distinct groups based upon what they eat. Crapivores are our favorite.

HELP! I’ve Kidnapped Myself
Please donate to my RANSOM!

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All T-Chertz are:

  • Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem